eyes on fire | interview with the vampire
exploding them with my mind 💥💥💥
This will haunt my nightmares.
Squelch! Squelch is the technical shorthand for noise gating. Your antenna will constantly pick up ambient noise, which is useless and annoying to listen to all day while you wait for a call. Squelch tells the radio to mute the speakers if the overall power of the signal coming through is below a certain level. You twiddle your squelch until it just cuts out ambient noise, and when someone tries to talk to you the extra power from their signal will go above your squelch setting and it’ll unmute so you can hear whoever’s calling you.
You know what? Fuck you. *untwiddles your squelch*
she twiddle my squelch till i end up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum
tending to someone’s injuries is literally a first date. you’ve got the wine (for disinfecting open wounds) the candles (for cauterizing open wounds) and the physical intimacy of touching another person’s bare flesh. what more could you ask for.
lucille balls (aka lucy dacus) in nashville 6/25 — shot by christian sarkine
junior if you don’t stop reading fan fiction instead of studying there will be no ‘Angst With A Happy Ending’ in your 'College AU’
99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it’s like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist
Just remember if you suffer from melancholy and must run away to the sea for your health that you should also wear sunscreen
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.













